shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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