Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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