At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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