Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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