Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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