Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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