I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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