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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...

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(845): View more from New York

just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.

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(815): View more from Illinois

you thought your balls were fighting each other...

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(816): View more from Missouri

Absence makes the cock grow harder.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight

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(269): View more from Michigan

I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.

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(480): View more from Arizona

This may sound strange but do you have my pants?

(1-480): View more from Arizona

You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...

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