So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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