Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so let's talk penis.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
