She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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