Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
A bitchslap is in order.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
