So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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