ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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