is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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