last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
