dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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