oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Randomize
