Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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