p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My underwear smells like fireworks.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
