i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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