3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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