do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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