if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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