didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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