don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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