Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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