I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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