Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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