They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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