would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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