they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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