omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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