i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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