he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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