Nicole vs. Life
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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