Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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