Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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