We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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