it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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