BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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