When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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