I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Swine flu is the new snow day.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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