would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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