My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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