He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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