Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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