I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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