just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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