She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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