His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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