i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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