Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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