So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
