hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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