marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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