He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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